Hi, Hello! It's me, Nadia!

What's up, how's it going? I see you made it to my website-- that's pretty cool. Maybe you came here because you've seen me talking about Human Design on Tiktok. Or maybe you're here because of my original comedy songs about cats, bongs, cigarettes, butts, butter (AND MORE)!, or maybe you saw me singing hit cover songs of the 60s, 70s, and 80s with the MADJB on YouTube or Live in Person on stages across the nation, or maybe you're here because you were watching TV or a movie and you were like "wait- who's that gal-- I know her from something!" and you looked me up on IMDB and now you're here reading this very paragraph that I wrote just for you. Wow! What a time to be alive.

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However you got here, I'm happy to see you and I hope you have fun dinkling around. Here are some additional fun facts about me: I moved around the US 13 times before I was 11 and my parents settled in the midwest, My dad is from Jordan and my mom is from Milwaukee, and I am the oldest of five girls and that absolutely is why i'm (proudly) bossy and (proudly) child-free. Cilantro tastes like chemicals to my mouth (apparently this means I'm a super taster, so... brag I guess), I rode on a private jet one time and literally have not shut up about it, I love talking about human design so much that if we ever meet at a party or event and you happen to know what time you were born i'm absolutely going to tell you all about yourself rather than doing small talk which I do not enjoy, I love weed and it's okay for me to say that because it's not only legal now in most places (sorry Texas) but it's just a plant- can we relax about this one-- alcohol is literally poison everyone needs to get high and think about that for a minute, I believe in magic and I do spells sometimes and they usually work, somewhat related to this- I am little psychic and get premonitions that come true, but I also think we all are psychic and just need to practice it? I worked overnight catering shifts at NBC when I was 22 and used to run around 30 Rock at 3AM and do fake interviews at Conan's desk and lay on the ground in the empty dressing rooms at SNL and dream about being the host some day, but then I got fired because this other cater-waiter told the head of the company that I gave Lorne Michaels my headshot but I literally at that point had no idea who Lorne Michaels was and definitely did not do that and eventually the guy admitted that he made it up (his name was Rob- FU Rob!) but I still was fired from catering but that's okay because I think the story is pretty good and didn't want to be a cater-waiter anyway. ANYway... I'm glad you're here.

Have a look around!

I really do hope I get to read your human design sometime.